Why aren't you a Trump supporter?
Last Updated: 22.06.2025 01:45

I don’t cotton to rapists
I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink
I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened
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I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee
Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?
I understand how hurricane paths work
What is every dictators biggest fear?
I can read
I have complete contempt for traitorism
I can count
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Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:
I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane
When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability
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It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter
I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight
I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality
I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes
A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y
I took the same Oath and took it seriously
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I have a reading level above third grade
I don’t buy bullshit
If someone works for me, I actually pay them
I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.
EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that
I have an acute aversion to scumbags
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authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday
I know who the president of Turkey really is
I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is
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I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”
I actually pay taxes
I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”
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I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”
I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP
I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”
I gave him everything. He said he loved me. Why?
I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write
I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes
I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet
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I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”
I don’t watch or listen to advertising
I have complete contempt for fakery
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I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity
I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions
It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms
Can you show your wet and dripping pussy?
I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”
When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP
I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center
I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light
I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”
I see through liars
I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t
I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t
Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.
I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”
I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t
I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup
I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”
I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard
I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”
I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones